The modern miser has changed much from the miser of legend and anecdote;
but only because he has grown yet more insane. The old miser had some
touch of the human artist about him in so far that he collected gold—a
substance that can really be admired for itself, like ivory or old
oak. An old man who picked up yellow pieces had something of the simple
ardour, something of the mystical materialism, of a child who picks out
yellow flowers. Gold is but one kind of coloured clay, but coloured clay
can be very beautiful. The modern idolater of riches is content with
far less genuine things. The glitter of guineas is like the glitter of
buttercups, the chink of pelf is like the chime of bells, compared with
the dreary papers and dead calculations which make the hobby of the
modern miser.
The modern millionaire loves nothing so lovable as a coin. He is content
sometimes with the dead crackle of notes; but far more often with the
mere repetition of noughts in a ledger, all as like each other as eggs
to eggs. [...]The round coins in the miser's
stocking were safe in some sense. The round noughts in the millionaire's
ledger are safe in no sense; the same fluctuation which excites him with
their increase depresses him with their diminution. The miser at least
collects coins; his hobby is numismatics. The man who collects noughts
collects nothings.
-A Miscellany of Men (1912)
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